The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
~famous puns by Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849
A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
~famous quotes about Puns by John Dennis, 1781
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism.
~Famous puns sayings by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858
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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
~Wise sayings by Charles Lamb, Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best, Last Essays of Elia, 1833
A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.
~good sayings about Puns quotes by Author Unknown
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot.
~famous puns by Arthur Koestler
A good pun is its own reword.
~famous quotes about Puns by Author Unknown
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
~Famous puns sayings by Doug Larson
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
~Wise sayings by Fred Allen
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
~famous sayings by
The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.
~good sayings about Goals by Author Unknown
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
~famous puns by Doug Larson
My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.
~motivational quotes about Scrapbooking sayings by Author Unknown
The rarest things in the world, next to a spirit of discernment, are diamonds and pearls.
~Famous puns sayings by Jean de la Bruyere, translated from French
The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything.
~famous sayings by From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk
To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon
~good sayings about New Job Congrats by Author Unknown
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
~famous puns by Adlai Stevenson
Opportunity is a bird that never perches.
~motivational quotes about Opportunities sayings by Claude McDonald
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
~Famous puns sayings by William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories
~famous sayings by John Wilmot
Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you.
~good sayings about Hugs by Jacques Prévert
Harmony seldom makes a headline.
~famous puns by Silas Bent
